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nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…They are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…They are no longer friends.

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inlove-with-a-spine:

Out of all our glasses, guess which one our chinchilla broke? She’s a bastard…

inlove-with-a-spine:

Out of all our glasses, guess which one our chinchilla broke?
She’s a bastard…

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efsie:

I just overheard a girl in my class telling a guy that his eyes “looked asian”

he is asian
she is asian
we live in asia
all of us are asian

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ruinedchildhood:

deleted scenes

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caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

caprellid:

halfpast-dead:

its back

take my word friend it never left

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ragingbitchfest:

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

We used AIM but same thing.

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abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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primateboogie:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

what is the point of this

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